collected random writings. open to suggestions and/or con/destructive critisisms.

just that i might should post something or else you all will think i got a life and took off.

ignore most of the grammatical mistakes unless it makes the sentence mean something absolutely different.

[mister crosswordpuzzle]

he is a lonely man who always fills out crossword puzzles on trains
lots of unbelievable things happened when he was 5
he could recite the dictionary backwards
but his mommy let mother nature take care of the boy
just because he has 3 eyes and half a nose; only one lip and twelve toes
his skin is ever so dry and cracks open- infected wounds oozes out puss

red deers run away from him because he looks like a wild beast
jungle jaguars think he looks too disgusting to eat
explorers think they see the demon boy from hell
and even trees bend away from him because he smelled like death

they call him mister crosswordpuzzle
but he always leaves out some words delibrately
but he never actually asks for help
some people walk away
some look
but honestly don't know the answer
some look
and pretend not to understand
but
some stop and help

nobody knows the crosswordpuzzles are cursed
tailor made to capture, seize and collect
the element which the people fill in

if a schoolboy helps filling in 'finger'
he will never know how to use the fingers again
nor knowing what fingers mean
if a sailor helps filling in 'fish'
he will never notice the existance of fish
nor knowing what fishes mean

so mister crosswordpuzzle collects all these
in a little glass candy jar
the only present he has ever got from his mother as a parting gift
he picks up broken barbie dolls for limbs and dead babies for the skin
also collects loose hair; organs from butchers
pig lungs-cow stomachs-goose intestines

so he'll be able to make a friend for himself
his very own friend whom nobody will snatch it away from him
nor will he run away from him like everyone did
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[the eyeballman]

there was a short little man with light blue eyes
he likes to drink coffee without milk and sugar
in the hockey ring he's the goalkeeper
but he hates playing the guitar
and the most important of all to spy with his little left eye
all sorts of images absorbed into his eye
he saw terrible things
little boy gets hit by bus
little girl kills abusive father
babies flushed down toilets alive
drunk smoker burns down forest
buildings fall onto people
faces turn blue and purple
men and wives become cheating couples
his eye gets bigger and bigger
and the world becomes better and better
soon his head cannot take it anymore
his head bursted open
the brain ran away with the right one
and the one left was stuck there
like a golfball sitting quietly on the pin
waiting to be struck
one day he was walking down the street
a mad scientist saw him and wanted to get him
saying too big of an eye will sink the earth
but he know not of the secrets inside
the eyeballman ran and ran
shouting the forbidden words aloud
buses get hit by little boys
abusive fathers kill little girls
toilets spit out rotten babies
drunk smokers drowned by forest
people falling down onto buildings
faces turn blue and purple
men and wives become cheating couples
the eye gets bigger and bigger
and the world rotates slower and slower
soon the earth cannot take it anymore
the planet cracked open
the men ran away with their loved ones
and the eyeball is the new earth
soon volcanoes ejaculate mischief and
you all know the rest
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congrats if you make it to the end.
i might actually make them into half decent poems, songs or plays in the future.